a guide to the 2024 elections.

On the left you have voters saying that both sides are the same, echoing Ralph Nader’s point in 2000. These voters for whatever reason don’t care that Nader isn’t saying that now.

Maybe Nader is a sellout hack, who could know?

According to many in this block, the January 6 United States Capitol attack was “no big deal”. Another amazing thing with this group is many will promise you Trump and the Republicans won’t do certain things on the basis those things didn’t happen in his first term. Who needs Republican PR people when a segment of left wing people talk this way!

Hooligans hall

On the right you have voters asking to eliminate the existence of transgender individuals. The basis of this view is the alleged sinister conspiracy about public educators grooming children to be LGBTQ. These same voters think President Biden doesn’t deport enough people, the goal is a historical size deportation.

House speaker MAGA Mike summarizes abortion as the “American holocaust”.

Robert Kennedy Jr leads another coalition of hooligans with a variety hour theme campaign cashing in on his daddy’s name. One claim that rises to the dialectic of voters losing their minds is Prozac’s “connection” to school shootings.

While also a champion of gay marriage Bobby supports the conspiracy theory atrazine in water might make a baby trans!

Rough guys

For the Democrats thing’s get wild, the car doors are welded shut and Joe and Kamala are driving whether you like it or not! Jim Crow Joe has come a long way from the man who was plagiarizing speeches and warning the white voter of the “racial jungle” of public schools or has he?

Do they have a plan to restore abortion rights in all 50 states, that’s gonna be “No”.

God help us all